Brian Teale

First Ascents


Mineral Creek
Vanishing Point
Arthur III
Tigers Teeth
Twisted Brothers Right
Planet Power
Silver Haired Daddy
Pillar of Light

Tidal Flats
Downtown Julie Brown

Valdez Glacier
Major Dude

Dayville Road
Road Runner

Hole in the Wall
Royal Ribbons
Royal Flush
Crystal Method

Keystone Canyon
Road Kill
Synapse
Indirect Onion
Scattered Pillars Wall
Some Like It Hot
Cure for Baldness
Aldered States
Hook City
Vertical Baked Potato
Sit Down Crack
Wash it Away
Moss Fest
Tortilla Flat

Jaws Wall (Keystone Canyon)
Route #2
Route #4
Route #5
Route #8
Route #9
Route #10

19-Mile Wall
Fudgesicle

17-Mile Wall
Persona Non Grata

Bear Creek
Little Mother
Ice Mojo
The Ice Monks

Sheep Creek
No Mans Land
Moonbeam
French Maid
Dreams of Wild Women
Le Comet Bleau
Super Ambiance

Wortmans Canyon
The Sick Green Pillar
Meet the Pope
Iron Eagle

Thompson Pass
Glacier Barbie

Cleave Creek Canyon
Canyonlands
Old and in the Way

Gold Creek
High and Dry

December 2025 –

From Charlie Sassara

Photo: John Weiland.

I met Teale on my second visit to Valdez in ‘84. He was quiet, almost aloof, but also open and curious. Sort of a” just there” kind of guy without taking too much space. I’m not even sure how we became friends, but his attention was real. We climbed together only a few times, and it was clear he was totally in another league. Smooth, unhurried and cool. Funny, too, how he would just show up when something needed fixed on a neighbor’s house or to pull someone from the Lowe River. “Good thing I showed up,” was the extent of any expressed self-promotion. Over time we stayed connected because I always wanted “more” and he would always call on my birthday.

One winter weekend in 2002 Brian soloed “Shaken Not Stirred” on the Mooses Tooth while JJ Brooks and I were climbing “Ham and Eggs.” He didn’t mention at the time that he had soloed “Ham and Eggs” earlier after his partner Carl Tobin ran out of mojo (i.e. hadn’t fully recovered from a recent accident in the Hayes Range). He also didn’t mention that his weekend jaunt on the Tooth was just a scouting trip for what would be a new route on the NE Face of Mt Wake a week or two out.

Photo: John Weiland.

Sometime after the Valdez oil spill I took Brian and his current female companion to the Pipeline Club for dinner. While Brian and I talked, his friend snarfed down a fat steak with her arms wrapped around the plate like someone who spent time in prison or a dog lot. She was drop dead gorgeous and never spoke. “What brought you to Valdez?” I asked. “Learn to climb ice” were her only words. Over time I met more gorgeous, motivated, and talented women hanging around Brian. He never betrayed their confidences, and the women loved him.

I coined the phrase “The Brian Teale Women’s School of Alpinism” so I would never forget the period or my friend.

Other BT Accomplishments Include:

» Bicycling from Colorado to the Canadian Rockies to solo the North Face of Robson;

» Over 50 new ice routes in the Valdez area;

» FA of the 2300-meter North Face of Moffit, Hayes Range, with Harvey Miller (unreported);

» FA of the East Face of Wake in Ruth Gorge with Pete Lowery;

» North Face of Rooster’s Comb with Sue Nott;

» Ice climbing ventures throughout Prince William Sound supported from a modified 18’ Lund;

» 40 + year commitment to the Valdez Ice Festival.


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